BookWyrm

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#cat #gymnastics #portland #pdx #caturday #CatsOfMastodon #funny #humor

poster on a telephone pole advertising "GYMNASTICS FOR CATS"

I will teach your cat am azing things!

My services
* streatching
* backflips (see chloe)
* Baisic vaulting
* self dicipline

Your cat will no longer be a shameful wart on your life.
Austanish your relatives and potential women to marry

[photo of cat in a living room doing a flip]
Chloe, my star student

"Its like cirque du solei in your home!" -- Sharon Brenner, beloved wife, mother, sister, grandmother, aunt, cousin, and friend

SLIDING SCALE PRICE BASED ON CATS ATTITUDE AND TALLENT

Veteran discount available

A. Rivera

> Men enjoying day of pampering as reward for successful ejaculation https://newsthump.com/2025/06/15/men-enjoying-day-of-pampering-as-reward-for-successful-ejaculation/

#humor

Mark A. Rayner

Me too, little dude. Me too.

#coffee #monday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

kitten with really crazy wild hair looking tired, sitting in front of a cup of coffee

Por supuesto que el balde para bajar el agua del excusado estaba dentro del refigerador, colectando el agua del deshielo tras un apagón de 4 horas. ¿cómo no se me ocurrió buscarlo ahí? Es lo más lógico del Mundo.

#rant #venezuela #crisis #latam #pobreza #latinoamerica #humor #economia

Mark A. Rayner

I need about a dozen of these.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two yellow placards that say "cat vomit - caution" with a stylized cat throwing up

Samuel Hess

Neu im Comenius-Antiquariat 14.6.2025.
https://buchantiquariat.com/de/neue-artikel
#antiquariat #buchantiquariat #books #comenius_antiquariat #Philosophie #Helvetica #Schweiz #Militaria #Kriegswissenschaft #Militarismus #Humor #Limericks #Bibliophilie #Privatdruck #IllustrierteBuecher #DeutscheLiteratur

KubikPixel™

Content warning CH: rauer Nerd Humor

[Schweizerdeutsch]
Nei du Depp, d'App check't DICH immer!!!

#nerdhumor #chdeutsch #schweiz #zvv #handy #mobilephones #chde #humor

Analoge Werbetafel im Buss von der ZVV (Schweiz) – Man schaut auf sein Mobilephone (Handy) und darunter stehr: "Häsch d'App, häsch checkt."

Mark A. Rayner

Great news -- my latest book, The Gates of Polished Horn, is now available in libraries and ready for you to check out!

http://library.biblioboard.com/content/f81d1e71-98e6-48d1-8bc5-4aae6c86bd6d

#book #books #sf #SFF #literaryfiction #humor #humour #bookstodon #library #libraries

cover art for the gates of polished horn, a collection of stories, by mark a rayner -- gates made of horns, with a nebula/galaxy seen through them

Sim Barr

🏝️ It's June ... Be prepared! ☁️

A Roz Chast cartoon

#rozchast #cartoon #humor #humour #reading #books #funny #comic

Paul Chambers

Got humored. Saw a TV commercial for the "Health & Retirement Expo" at a local convention center.

It looked like it was going to be a fun convention.

At the end of the commercial, it said, "The Health & Retirement Expo is sponsored by these businesses..." and the first thing that popped up was a cemetery.

This must be a very thorough health and retirement expo.😂 #humor