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The Gnome King

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Book reviewer and blogger, also drinker of beer and whiskey. My blog: felcherman.wordpress.com/ Only read paper books Looking for a new home since Goodreads turned into Evil Corp

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Alan Bennett: Father! Father! Burning Bright (Paperback, 2000, Profile Books Ltd) 4 stars

Review of 'Father! Father! Burning Bright' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

This play is a new one on me and I really enjoyed it. The main character Midgley is a very morose chap, he has never lived his life, he is married to a woman who hates him, he is distant from his own son and feels he has always let his father down. When his father has a stroke and is in hospital in a coma on his death-bed, Midgley decides he will wait by his side to be with him at the end, he is determined to not let down his dad this time.

Even though the book is set in the ICU surrounded by grief there are still quite a few laughs here...none of them by Midgley...and that's the great part about this book, Midgley is a brilliant straight man, throughout he keeps his composure whilst his family cause chaos.

I do have one issue, it would have …

Robert Macfarlane: Underland: A Deep Time Journey (2019, W.W. Norton Company) 4 stars

Review of 'Underland: A Deep Time Journey' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

Holy Craparooney! what a cracking book. The first two books of 2020 have been amazing, it looks like it is going to be a good year of reading for me.

Whilst most people are looking around them or looking up at the stars, Macfarlane is looking down at the magical places underground. Whether that is a small cave under a tree or an underground lake system or even man made tunnels he manages to find something unique and poetic in each place.

I've always enjoyed exploring underground, since being a young kid and exploring caves at the beach on holiday and pot-holing as a scout to being at work and running cables under one of the buildings. I always jump at the chance to go and explore, hoping I don't get stuck with my ample gut :-) and whilst there the light has to be turned off for as long …

Anna Vaught: SAVING LUCIA (Paperback) 5 stars

Lady Gibson shot Mussolini in 1926 & was sent to a mental hospital. Lucia Joyce, …

Review of 'SAVING LUCIA Paperback' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

My review is on my blog, if you wanna read it then click on the link, I would copy it here but there are pictures and links.

https://felcherman.wordpress.com/2020/01/14/saving-lucia-by-anna-vaught/

Jessica Anthony: Enter the Aardvark (2020, Transworld Publishers Limited) 4 stars

Review of 'Enter the Aardvark' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

I do love stumbling across an unknown book and finding out that it is a brilliant read, that is what happened with "enter the aardvark". A political satire that captures the madness of politics and news media perfectly. Alexander Paine Wilson is a politician that pushes crazy laws about same sex marriage and abortions by day and at night is completely oblivious that he is breaking the laws he is trying to enforce, in my opinion that fits the average politician in the UK.

That is just half the story of this book, the second half is about a Victorian Taxidermist working on his masterpiece...the Aardvark...all whilst dealing with his sexuality. All woven into this story is the Aardvark, written with a wry humour just like Kurt Vonnegut would have used. It is not slapstick funny but there were loads of times I found myself shaking my head with a …

W. H. Hudson, Andreas Campomar: Purple Land (2019, Eland Publishing Limited) 5 stars

Review of 'Purple Land' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

What a cracking adventure story this was, it really brought out the child in me. I can see that when this book came out it could have inspired young men to leave the safety of home to travel across the ocean, to fight in revolutions, to meet beautiful young ladies and to eat, drink and be merry.

Our main character is Richard Lamb, he is travelling and looking for work and he has left his wife at home. He is a very passionate young man, falling in love with every pretty girl he meets, this passion soon gets him in hot water and he finds himself embroiled in a revolution, it is quite comical to read as he is charging towards the enemy, gun at the ready and not being sure what is going on. At the start of the journey he is quite British, not impressed with Uruguay and …

David Grossman: A horse walks into a bar (2017) 4 stars

"A stand-up comedian recalls some of his darkest moments and traumatic memories from childhood on …

Review of 'A horse walks into a bar' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

An award winning book and this time I can totally see why it won. The book is based in a small dive of a theatre as we watch a comedian falling apart on stage, the "sadness of a clown" is captured spot on. Dov is our comedian and what starts out as a standard show soon goes belly up as the hecklers kick off, Dov doesn't seem healthy either. As the show goes on Dov loses his grip more and more as his jokes become darker and the flashbacks to a scene in his early life become more prominent. This is where the book wins its award it stays inside the dive but somehow transports you elsewhere to experience Dov's tragic upbringing, with Dov telling the odd joke to keep you tethered in the dive.

The writing is top notch and Dov's meltdown is mesmerising, you really feel for the …

Charles Dickens: A Christmas Carol and Other Christmas Writings (2010, Penguin Classics Hardcover) 5 stars

Christmas Festivities Story of the Goblins who Stole a Sexton Christmas Episode from Master Humphrey's …

Review of 'A Christmas Carol and Other Christmas Writings' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

This my first reading of this book, of course the story of A Christmas Carol is not new to me, I have seen many versions of this on the TV. The original does not disappoint, it is a brilliant little story that plays out just like I know, the animated version with Jim Carey is, in my opinion, the one that captures the book best. Scrooge is a great character and reading as he realises that Christmas is all about blowing all his dosh on the biggest bird possible was fun to read.

As for the other stories, you can see a few of them were almost first attempts of Dickens creating the main story. The Haunted man is the second big story in the book and the weakest in the whole collection, I thought it was dull and failed to grab my attention enough to figure out what the …

Stephen Rutt: Wintering (2019, Elliott & Thompson, Limited) 3 stars

Review of 'Wintering' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

I have to admit that the goose is a bird I've tended to ignore, we get lots of them around here, mainly canada geese, and they keep their distance and make a right noise. I usually get distracted by other birds.

Stephen Rutt has had a similar history with the bird, it was only when he moved to Scotland (same area I'm off on holiday to in August 2020) that he saw them properly for the first time and his obsession kicked off big time. You can see why he needed to focus his energy on something, moving to Scotland is a big thing and adapting to the weather and less daylight can be challenging. This book is a memoir of sorts by a birdwatcher as he travels the country looking for the main species of goose that we get in this country. He shows some real dedication trudging through …

Daniel Clausen: The Sage and the Scarecrow (Paperback, 2003, Booklocker.com) 4 stars

Review of 'The Sage and the Scarecrow' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

Pierce's Dad has died and Pierce is unable to deal with his grief, his dad battled with cancer and Pierce feels guilt for grieving for somebody who had been suffering so much. He becomes disjointed from life, no longer able to deal with school work or his friends. Instead he becomes fixated on a book, "the one book", and the girl who once gave it too him. He ends up on a journey to find her and once there he can't face her. Instead he meets some odd characters, especially the very wise homeless philosopher Roger.

Whilst all this is happening there is a parallel dystopian story happening. At first this is odd until you realise that each story is influencing each other, gradually starting to merge as you get near the end of the book. My theory on this is that it is how Pierce is managing his nervous …

Jane Harper: The Dry (Paperback, 2017) 4 stars

A small town hides big secrets in The Dry, an atmospheric, page-turning debut mystery by …

Review of 'The Dry' on 'Goodreads'

3 stars

An award winning crime story? Can't see that myself, there is nothing special about this that makes it stand out more than any other crime mystery. It isn't terrible though, fantastic setting and when reading this the Aussie accent was coming through really well in my head. The heat was the best part, the book is based in the middle of a very long drought and the terrible heat and lethargy comes across big time. The characters were ok, Falk and Raco make a brilliant team, nice to see for once that the local cop wasn't portrayed as an idiot.

The main reason that this book doesn't stand above other run-of-the-mill crime novels is the end result was really limp, the book flows nicely and deserved an outrageous ending, the bad guy should have been nobody you could have expected....instead I was left going "Is that it? All this for …

Malcolm Swanston, Alex Swanston: How to Draw a Map (2019, HarperCollins Publishers Limited) 4 stars

Review of 'How to Draw a Map' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

This is a tough one to review, I can see a lot of low ratings for this in the future. The reason for this is the misleading title "How to draw a map", I was looking forward to using the skills learnt in the book to create my own little map, alas there is nothing about creating a map, not even the basics, that is not what this book is about. Very disappointed.

Once you get over that issue you'll find this to be a very interesting book on "the history of mapmakers". The Swanston's are pretty witty too, some of their comments will give you a chuckle, especially the one about being unable to skip anymore. I love a book with a map at the beginning and this one is crammed full of wonderful maps, full of so many details, from the journeys undertaken by explorers to battle plans …

Sebastian Barry: Days Without End (2017, Viking) 4 stars

Winner of the 2016 Costa Book of the Year and longlisted for the 2017 Man …

Review of 'Days Without End' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

Holy Baboons this was a brilliant book! If you are a fan of The Brothers Sisters or Blood Meridian then give this a go, it has similar atmosphere, an amazing sense of adventure and some brilliant characters. Set during the "Indian Wars" and the Civil War, it shows the brutality of war and the cruelness of man. As a reader you know that both of these wars were awful and very one-sided, but you still get shocked by scenes as Indians get slaughtered, men, women and children, Thomas McNulty our narrator is not happy doing these things but he has his orders and must carry them out, there is no chance of questioning why he was doing these things.

As a young man Thomas meets up with John Cole who soon becomes his soulmate/brother-in-arms they experience so much together and survive so much that instantly you are cheering them on …

Raynor Winn: The Salt Path (2018, Michael Joseph) 4 stars

Just days after Raynor learns that Moth, her husband of 32 years, is terminally ill, …

Review of 'The Salt Path' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

Never has a book filled me with as much rage as the beginning of this book did, the injustice of it all is heart-breaking. Ray starts off explaining how a friend for years invests some of their money, it goes wrong and he leaves them as the fall guys. A disinterested judge working with a failed justice system will not accept a piece of evidence clearing them as it wasn't submitted correctly...absolutely ridiculous...they lose the farm they lived on that was their life. To make things impossibly bad Moth, her husband gets diagnosed with a terminal illness. Whilst hiding from the bailiffs they get inspired to walk the South West Coast Path, even though Moth has been told to take it easy and to not walk too far....it's only 630miles long.

The Salt Path...which I would have called "Old People Walking" :-)...is one of the most riveting books on walking …

S. J. Watson: Before I Go to Sleep (Hardcover, 2011, HarperCollins) 4 stars

Memories define us.

So what if you lost yours every time you went to sleep? …

Review of 'Before I Go to Sleep' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

One of my favourite movies, top 10, is Memento, it's a cracking story, about somebody who wakes up every morning with no new memories and to make things crazy they've gotta solve a crime, the main character does this by tattooing clues on himself. So obviously when starting this my opinion was of it being a rip-off of the movie. It doesn't take that long for this story to find its own feet....and when you come to think of it a journal you write in seems more sensible than tattooing yourself.

Christine has suffered from trauma and since then can create no new memories, she is living at home with her husband and has a few techniques set up to help her get through the day without having a breakdown. She then meets a doctor who convinces her to write a journal about her day which she can read each …

Edward Vass: Milton in Purgatory (Paperback, 2019, Fairlight Books) 5 stars

Milton Pitt leads an uneventful life, with a dull job and a secret longing for …

Review of 'Milton in Purgatory' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

What a fantastic story, a proper adventure through the afterlife. Milton is our main character, he wakes up one morning after a night out drinking and fighting, incredibly hungover....he even threw up on a book....shocking! His journey to work is like any other day, except for the dying part that is.

Edward Vass then creates a wonderful series of events as Milton works his way through Purgatory, meeting some great characters on the way. If one day a cult is built around this book then count me in, it makes life and death more fun than most religions around at the moment.

The writing is very good, it draws you in very quickly and doesn't let go until the end, it's one of those books that sticks with you when you put it down. This is my first book by Fairlight Books and I love it, brilliant cover and small …