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The Gnome King

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Book reviewer and blogger, also drinker of beer and whiskey. My blog: felcherman.wordpress.com/ Only read paper books Looking for a new home since Goodreads turned into Evil Corp

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Christopher Somerville: January Man (Paperback, 2018, Transworld Publishers Limited) 5 stars

Tells the story of a year of walks that was inspired by a song, Dave …

Review of 'January Man' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

I have thoroughly enjoyed this book about the joys of walking and there are so many little titbits of information that shall stick with me for ages, particularly about badgers on the side of the road...I even went hunting for scurvy grass until I realised that was featured in a different month to the one I was experiencing so the flowers were probably past it now....still I got to have a play on the motorway.

One of the things about walking that I enjoy is how your mind wonders, it's amazing how many issues at work I've solved during my lunchtime walk on the common and that part of walking features heavily in this book.  Somerville's mind wanders again and again to his father, about how distant he was when Somerville was a lad and how once he had retired they were able to bond over long distance walking,  it …

Review of 'Grind' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

What a bloody good story!  Just like Carter-Winward's other novels I'm left speechless at the conclusion of this book and with an emptiness inside now that it is all over.  This book is an exploration of the relationships between a group of people, all are very different but with one link, the mesmerising stripper Kopper Kandy.  Kopper comes across as a Goddess, moving across the stage drawing in the crowd with her eyes and somehow reaching into their soul, it is during the private dances that she is able to help them by just being there.  And you can't help but become invested in the characters, especially Shay and Jeremy, I was on the edge of my seat with each twist and turn in their relationship, hoping that it would work out.

I love Carter-Winward's writing style, it feels so poetic and is so easy to read, there is passion, …

Klaus Klaus, Klaus Wagenbach, Ewald Osers, Lewis, Peter: Kafka's Prague (Paperback, 2021, Haus Publishing) 4 stars

Klaus Wagenbach's account of Kafka's life in the city is a meticulously researched insight into …

Review of "Kafka's Prague" on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

Kafka's life was quite an enigma, he didn't become well read until after he had died and it wasn't long after his death that WWII happened and a huge amount of those that knew him ended up dying in camps, so finding out about his life, his relationships and inspiration for writing is a particularly difficult undertaking.  Klaus uses Kafka's surviving diaries and letters to piece together the life of the man who wrote classics like The Metamorphosis and The Trial.   I think he has done a good job, plenty of facts have been included but he manages to make sure the writing doesn't get too dry.

A lot of these classic writers were usually well travelled and had experienced poverty at least once in their lives, Kafka lived his whole life in Prague and had a steady job with an insurance company.  He always wanted to travel but never …

Robin A. Crawford: Cauld Blasts and Clishmaclavers (2020, Elliott & Thompson, Limited) 4 stars

Review of 'Cauld Blasts and Clishmaclavers' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

This is the second dictionary that I have read cover to cover in my life time, the first one was what got me through some terribly dull times at school, it was the dictionary of slang and was good fun to read. I got much more fun out of Cauld Blasts and Clishmaclavers though, my wife is from Motherwell and it was nice to finally have a book to explain the meanings of those lovely pet names she has for me; eejit and Sassenach being the ones most commonly used.

I know this isn’t a full dictionary but I still call it that because it works the same, you have the word, then it’s origin, pronunciation, definition, examples of usage and now and then a well known quote using that word. One really good part of the book was the examples, not only were they humourous but previous words were …

Ray Hecht: Always Goodbye (Paperback, 2019, Independently published, Independently Published) 4 stars

Review of 'Always Goodbye' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

An autobiography about somebody unknown and done in the format of a comic, how could that work?  Well it worked for me, I really enjoyed reading this, I can't stand those autobiographies by famous people full of name dropping and desperately trying to make every aspect of their life interesting.  Always Goodbye is the sort of book that could be about you, the reader, if you are a child of the 80's then you'll see similarities to your own life in this book, as Ray Hecht describes events you'll be going "I remember that" and you'll end up on your own journey down memory lane.  And being born in the 80's means a lot of big moments in your life would be defined by technology, getting that first email address, joining myspace and Facebook, games consoles and smart phones are all big points in Rays life and until reading this …

Özgür Uyank: Conception (2020, Fairlight Books) 5 stars

Review of 'Conception' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

An amazing debut, Ozgur's writing has so much energy, it really draws the reader into the macabre life of a sociopath and what a sociopath this character is!  We do not get told his name, you may think this odd but we are getting the story from his point of view and he has no real interest in what others are saying so any mention of his name is lost.  He is a horrible human being and you instantly hate him, but like all decent sociopaths you start to believe him, you create an attachment to him and start to care and then are left feeling foolish when he shows you his true colours.

The focus of the story is his big break through into the art world, you follow him as he plans this piece, he fully immerses himself into his art and this in turn reveals his insecurities …

Arthur Graham, Hank Kirton: Everything Dissolves (2020, Independently Published) 4 stars

Review of 'Everything Dissolves' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

I reckon that Kirton has captured the essence of an acid trip within these pages, using flash fiction (each story around 2 pages long) he takes you from one trippy story to another with barely a chance to take a breath. Each story jumps between violent, drunken, drug fuelled worlds with a pinch of sex added to distort the vivid stories just a little bit more. And just when you are starting to be worn out trying to keep up with these short trips the last story brings you down to Earth, it’s a story of three lads going to a funeral after taking acid and it is far longer than what came previously. Witnessing what those guys were going through calms the reader and almost prepares them for entry into the real world. I’ve no idea if any of that was intentional but that’s how if felt to me….In …

Lev Parikian: Into the Tangled Bank (2020, Unknown Publisher) 5 stars

Review of 'Into the Tangled Bank' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

If you are new to discovering what nature is all about or like me you enjoy being outside watching birds and insects but are blooming useless at identifying them then this book is for you.  Lev is still new to this nature lark and this book is his journey into the outside world to learn more about what is out there.  It is not packed full with a gadzillion facts about one species, instead you get given Lev's knowledge on what he sees, with plenty of footnotes explaining he is probably wrong.  He takes you from his kitchen sink to his garden and surrounding area, he gradually moves further afield to zoos and islands and this is one of the best things about this book, it takes you to places that are easily accessible to the reader...well at least once I've figured out the clues to find his house that …

Guillermo Stitch: Lake of Urine (2020, Sagging Meniscus Press) 5 stars

Review of 'Lake of Urine' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

This book is totally Wacker-doodle-dandy to the max!  I love a good absurd novel and this is a mighty fine addition to the genre.  Yes it does feel like the author is using the luck of dice to create the plot and there is no way of guessing what is going on until you get told but at it's heart is a wonderful story full of love and heartbreak, exploring the everyday fears that people experience...not the silly ones about spiders...fear brought on by the birth of a child and making sure they get the right life, of being out of your depth and whether or not you'll be the next world champion burger flipper.  At least that is my interpretation and like any great piece of art there are so many different ways of seeing this story.

The book follows the four main characters; Mr Seiler, obsessed with measuring …

Peter Clark, Klaus Wagenbach, Ewald Osers, Lewis, Peter: Dickens's London (Paperback, 2021, Haus Publishing) 4 stars

Based on five walks in central London, Peter Clark illuminates the settings of Dickens's London, …

Review of "Dickens's London" on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

This is a must read book for the fans of Charles Dickens, ever wondered where the great man himself lived or went to school?  Want to know the area his books were based and where his characters lived and died?  If you want to visit these places and look for the landmarks that still exist, then this is the book for you.

The book contains 5 walks, it doesn't give lengths of the walks as there are plenty of little detours down side streets to make that a too difficult task.  The first walk starts off at Trafalgar Square and if you look at all the routes at once it takes a sort of circular route around London finishing up at Trafalgar Square again.

I read this book during the great lockdown of 2020 so was unable to get out and do this book on foot, instead I read it …

Stephen Rutt: Seafarers (2021, Elliott & Thompson, Limited) 5 stars

Review of 'Seafarers' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

This debut by Stephen Rutt is a wonderful book, his writing is a joy to read so informative and about the birds that tend to get ignored either because they are too far away to find or the cheeky buggers are stealing your chips.  His love for these birds really shows and you can't help but fall for them too.  We get (I think) grey-backed gulls hanging around our house and I now see them in a new light, they've always seemed noisy and boisterous but now I can see the elegance as they glide in a circle above me.

The book starts with Rutt being overwhelmed by living in London and his need to get away, so he spends 7 months in that glorious place Orkney.  This is the place I would most love to visit, it seems to be the place to go to cleanse yourself of the …

Gamel Woolsey: Death's Other Kingdom (Paperback, 2004, Eland Publishing Ltd) 5 stars

Málaga Burning: An American Woman's Eyewitness Account of the Spanish Civil War (first released as …

Review of "Death's Other Kingdom" on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

I have so much respect for Eland for finding this novel and for publishing it.  It has spent most of it's life hidden away and barely read by anybody, which is such a shame as this is such a wonderful little book, Gamel's prose is so moving at times, she shows a side of war that tends to get ignored.

Gamel and her husband Gerald are living just outside Malaga in the 1930's when the Spanish civil war kicks off.  There have been rumours that the Spanish workers aren't happy and that things could go wrong soon, but their Englishness can't see it affecting them.  Soon Malaga is burning and most of the English residents are running away.  Gamel decides to stay, partly because she romanticises war and partly because they have a big house and with them still there it could be put to use to help the Spaniards. …

Paul Anthony Jones: Cabinet of Calm (2020, Elliott & Thompson, Limited) 4 stars

Review of 'Cabinet of Calm' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

If you are wondering what sort of book this is and how relevant it is today then check out these words found in the chapter called Xenodochy.


"Xenodochy is a word of tolerance and empathy, curiosity and cooperation.  And if ever a new watchword for our modern world were needed, this is surely it."


Powerful stuff and if ever a book was needed to deal with the stress of 2020 (viruses, Trump, social media trolls and climate crisis) then this is surely the book to help you heal.

This is the first book I've read by Paul Anthony Jones, I've seen others about but never gotten around to buying one of his books, I loved how this is laid out, a brief introduction and then come the words with a brief line to state when it would be helpful followed by a chapter on that word.  You get so much …

Richard Owen: Hemingway in Italy (2020, Haus Publishing) 4 stars

Review of 'Hemingway in Italy' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

This must have been one tough man to research, Hemingway was a legend for exaggeration and constantly changing his life story.  One line in this book, a quote by his 4th wife Mary Welsh, sums him up perfectly:

"I could never detect when he skidded off fact into fiction."

One of the most famous events in his early life was getting injured on the front during WWI, his story changes again and again, sometimes exaggerating and sometimes more humble.  Richard Owen has done a good job, instead of trying to prove which one was real he has shown the reader each version in a sort of timeline and how that fits into each of his books.  Owen's writing is really easy to get into and right from the off I was hooked, I was able to use google along side this book to find images of Hemingway in these places …