I'm fully aware that dusty pink is an actual colour, but despite this, all I can think now is that Lang Leav has dusty nipples.

Oh, the 'poetry'? Sophmoric and reads like something some pretentious, desperately horny first-year sociology student would scribble down in an attempt to convince his friends that he's deeper than them and really truly understands women. And gets tonnes and tonnes and TONNES of amazing kinky sex.

Congrats on the sex, I guess?