The Gnome King reviewed Toilets by Lonely Planet
Review of 'Toilets' on 'Goodreads'
1 star
Full disclosure, whilst I do have a toilet fetish I did not actually buy this book, it was a gift from the wife, I assuming it is either her announcing she knows about said fetish or she is planning on redoing the toilet…which is fine with me as long as it is one of the ones with a mountain view.
Things I have learnt from this book:
1: As with most things New Zealand do it right, the best looking bogs are there.
2: London has a hidden toilet, no it’s not the whole place!
3: Norway have great views but it isn’t stated whether their seats are heated or not.
4: In China there is a building with a fair few toilets in it.
5: This book is about toilets, but you don’t often see the toilet.
6: The best toilet in the book? UK wins, there is a …
Full disclosure, whilst I do have a toilet fetish I did not actually buy this book, it was a gift from the wife, I assuming it is either her announcing she knows about said fetish or she is planning on redoing the toilet…which is fine with me as long as it is one of the ones with a mountain view.
Things I have learnt from this book:
1: As with most things New Zealand do it right, the best looking bogs are there.
2: London has a hidden toilet, no it’s not the whole place!
3: Norway have great views but it isn’t stated whether their seats are heated or not.
4: In China there is a building with a fair few toilets in it.
5: This book is about toilets, but you don’t often see the toilet.
6: The best toilet in the book? UK wins, there is a TARDIS in Warmley, where ya can do ya business…whilst Dr Who looks on I expect.
And that’s about it, some inventive toilets out there and some with nice views, overall the book was pretty dull, I was expecting a few jokes but alas I seemed to have missed them.
Blog review: felcherman.wordpress.com/2021/10/10/a-spotters-guide-to-toilets-by-lonely-planet/