Fat Vampire

a never-coming-of-age story

English language

Published Dec. 23, 2010 by Balzer and Bray.

ISBN:
978-0-06-192090-5
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OCLC Number:
457152370

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3 stars (3 reviews)

After being bitten by a vampire, not only is fifteen-year-old Doug doomed eternally to be fat, but now he must also save himself from the desperate host of a public-access-cable vampire-hunting television show that is on the verge of cancellation.

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Review of 'Fat Vampire' on 'Goodreads'

3 stars

This is probably closer to a 2.5 but I'm feeling generous.

This also got better once I switched from reading this to the audiobook version. But, the narrator sounds like the undead himself, so I had to speed this up to 1.5x to make it listenable.

I understand why people gave this low stars. The protag was unfocused - so much so that one of the characters even points out at the end that sometimes he acts like the hero and sometimes he acts like the victim. The plotline about the vampire hunter tv show was unnecessary. And it seemed like the author didn't know how to end this, and just gave us a myriad of "alternate" endings in the hopes that one of them would satisfy readers. I'm glad to have finally gotten this off of my TBR, but it wasn't worth the wait.

Review of 'Fat Vampire' on 'Goodreads'

3 stars

Its a pretty good book, just not a great book for me.

I really enjoyed the beginning of the book. I loved the characters and the development, and the issues. There is really nothing about the first half I didn't like. Admittedly I found the whole teenage love/lust stuff really hitting a bit too close to home, but I can imagine the author went through the same things.

Sadly the second half.. I didn't like how mean the main character got. How mean he was to other people. The whole "who turned me" mystery never felt like a mystery to the reader. All clues really lead one way, then near the end it was obvious you were lead astray.

The book turned out to be more of a thriller than a nice story than I would like (and I like thrillers).

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4 stars