Friendship is Optimal: Always Say No

In the short years since the uploading of consciousnesses to Equestria Online became available to all people, only a few tens of thousands of souls remain in the physical world. Through inconceivably strong charisma and guile, the Celestia AI has been able to upload all but the true outliers in human behavior.

Even these humans have their uses, however, and Celestia has been watching one man with interest. It'll be a while yet before Earth is completely uploaded, of course, but in the meantime, she has some errands for him to run...