The Gnome King reviewed Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James (Fifty Shades Trilogy, #1)
Review of 'Fifty Shades of Grey (Fifty Shades, #1)' on 'Goodreads'
2 stars
Time for a review I think.
I was really looking forward to this, a mainstream book full of bondage and kinkiness, a book right up my street. Alas this is some boring soppy nonsense. The main characters are awful, Mr Grey "look how rich I am but I still wear tatty jeans" and Anastasia "I know nothing about sex" Steele.
For an erotic book there is very little sex and for a book there is very little that is well written, probably about as much as there is in this review.
This book gets one star from me, with an extra star for getting housewives into a bit of bondage.
I'm sure Book 2 will be better :)
