Ah! what to say about this cheeky little story? It takes the form of a classic princess fairytale and adds a big old penis...I mean a normal sized penis. Loads and loads of cock jokes are included and the immature idiot in me couldn't help but laugh at most of them. The Aunts had most of the best scenes in the books, when it comes to cocks they seemed to be very experienced.

The book is missing one thing though, traditionally these princess stories would be illustrated, I reckon you could get some funny illustrations done that would have really added to the reading experience.

If you are ever gonna read a book with Penis in the title then make sure this is the one.