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The Gnome King

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Book reviewer and blogger, also drinker of beer and whiskey. My blog: felcherman.wordpress.com/ Only read paper books Looking for a new home since Goodreads turned into Evil Corp

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Jay Griffiths: Nemesis, My Friend - Journeys Through the Turning Times (2022, Dovecote Press, The) 5 stars

This new book of essays from the author of Wild tracks the turning light of …

Review of 'Nemesis, My Friend - Journeys Through the Turning Times' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

What an extraordinary book, Griffiths has such a good voice, so easy to read and much to learn within these pages. I found myself shaking my head in disbelief, nodding along whilst chuckling and blown away by my lack of knowledge. Griffiths has split the book into four parts, it feels like it is structured around the seasons, the essay length starts off long and as the year gets to the end and the nights are drawing in the essays start to get shorter, I haven’t actually counted the pages but this is how it felt, I could almost see myself reading the last chapters sat around a fire. Each essay also has it’s focus on a particular theme or word, singing, hearth, hospitality and trickster are a few examples, having this word as a focus gives the writing a poetic feel and makes in much easier to understand what …

Daniel James: Unauthorised Biography of Ezra Maas (2022, Valley Press) 5 stars

Ezra Maas is dead. The famously reclusive artist vanished without a trace seven years ago …

Review of 'Unauthorised Biography of Ezra Maas' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

Goddamn! this book is good. For review check out my blog as photos have been included.

https://felcherman.wordpress.com/2022/07/17/the-unauthorised-biography-of-ezra-maas-special-edition-by-daniel-james/

Lee Matthew Goldberg: Immoral Origins (2022, Rough Edges Press) 4 stars

Review of 'Immoral Origins' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

This was a cracking opening book to the Desire Card series, a proper atmospheric Noir thriller that pulls you into the action and which makes you read this at such a pace you have to fight to keep up. Jake Barnum is a petty thief who has a chance meeting at a party, he meets none other than Marilyn Monroe and gets pulled into a sinister underworld catering wishes for the rich and powerful.

The characters are wonderful, I love the dual personalities of the mask and the wearer underneath. Also the setting, 1978 the year I was born, I reckon more books should be based then seeing as the bestest reader arrived on Earth then. The relationship between Jake and Marilyn was well written the passion almost drips of the page, as their bond grows more intense Jake finds himself pulled further and further into the mysteries of The …

Kathleen Jamie: The Overhaul (Paperback, 2015, Graywolf Press) 4 stars

Review of 'The Overhaul' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

Massive fan of Kathleen Jamie, I’ve loved everything of hers I’ve read so far and you can add this collection to that list. She has this ability to write about the sort of things you might see often, rooks for example, she is able to shine a new light on that thing, seeing it in a way you’ve never considered and it brings it to life on the pages. I especially liked Hawk and Shadow where the poet gets lost trying to focus on the bird and it’s shadow as it glides across the hills.

Favourite was a collection of 5 poems called Five Tay Sonnets a snapshot of 5 brief moments which transport you to the moment. There were a few in Gaelic (I’m guessing the language here) I’ve not much of an idea what they mean but they sound beautiful when read aloud.

A wonderful collection about nature, …

C. J. Schüler: Along the Amber Route (2020, Sandstone Press Limited) 4 stars

Following the Amber Route from the Baltic to the Mediterranean, C.J. Schuler charts the origins …

Review of 'Along the Amber Route' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

I had heard of amber before, all thanks to the mighty Jurassic Park, but I’ve never heard of the Amber Route, I couldn’t even hazard a guess as to it’s location. As soon as I saw the map I knew I had to read this book, an area of the world I have barely read about.

This was a fascinating read, Schüler takes the reader across present borders and past borders whilst tracing the route that the amber trade used, all the time keeping an eagle eye for any bits of amber he can find on beaches. During this journey he shares with us the history of the area, so much turmoil going all the way back to Roman times, it is incredible just how much conflict there has been. During this trip Schüler tries to trace his family, looking for their legacy, where they lived and worked before they …

Kate Mosse: Labyrinth (2007, Berkely Trade) 3 stars

In this extraordinary thriller, rich in the atmospheres of medieval and contemporary France, the lives …

Review of 'Labyrinth' on 'Goodreads'

1 star

Oh dear me this was awful. I only picked up this book because it is hugely popular, and the series has got rather large so I thought there must be something good here right?

Things got off to a bad start, a scene where a woman has cut herself and a drop of blood lands on her leg, all quite normal for a book, but for some reason it is described as looking like a firework going off...why do we need that extra-long description? This wasn't enough for Mosse, a bigger description was needed, she specifies the day that the "blood firework" goes off. I couldn't take this book seriously after that, I kept laughing at the many extra words used...cheese kept being described as white again and again and a young lady's hair was tumbling one second and then writhing like a snake the next. The whole thing felt …

Joshua Kornreich: Shakes Bear in the Dark (2022, Sagging Meniscus Press) 5 stars

Review of 'Shakes Bear in the Dark' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

Well this was an unexpected delight, a lovely little family story featuring the likes of Harry the Hippo, William Shakesbear and Bucky the One-Eyed Bunny this could easily be the screenplay for the next Toy Story Movie. The story is focused on the author, dealing with grief and his imagination runs riot and like Alice in that Wonderland place he ends up in some bizarre kangaroo court fighting for his life.

The book is a quick read but I found myself chuckling from the first pages, I could easily picture the plush bears in their place in court, pacing back and forth like human lawyers and being all judgy like a judge….luckily thanks to Amber and Depp I know all the intricate workings of a courtroom and Kornreich has got it all spot on. The ending was well played out too, couldn’t fault it.

This was a fabulous book, I …

reviewed Chemical Cocktail by Fiona Erskine (Jaqueline Silver Adventures, #3)

Fiona Erskine: Chemical Cocktail (Paperback, 2022, Point Blank) 4 stars

Jaq Silver is back with a bang in this high-octane third novel in the series …

Review of 'Chemical Cocktail' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

I made a bit of a mistake here, I really enjoyed Erskine’s last book so much I jumped at the chance of reading this one…turns out it is book 3 in a series. It’s my mistake but all the pressure is on Erskine, will this book work as a standalone novel or will those readers new to numbers be complaining during their whole review? Luckily Erskine is a mighty fine writer, and this book works well without having read the previous ones, you get a little background that doesn’t get explained and that is enough to entice you into checking out what came before whilst not taking anything away from this reading experience. The character descriptions are spot on so that I can see they won’t get repetitive as you work your way through the series…so in conclusion for this opening paragraph, this book works.

Our main character is Jaq …

Mike Robbins: On the Rim of the Sea (2022, Robbins, Mike) 4 stars

Review of 'On the Rim of the Sea' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

I’ve been reading Robbins’ blog for a few years now and have always found what he writes to be interesting and informative, one issue I have is being unable to fully take in what is written on a webpage so when I found out Robbins had converted some of these posts into a book I jumped at the chance to read it and for me it was a million times better on paper. There is something very soothing with his voice, a bit like that Attenborough chap, you get drawn in very quickly and find yourself nodding along to what is being described….in fact I kept thinking “Man, this would work as a documentary series” because the research is impeccable and somehow he has made a subject as dry as the books of Agatha Christie into a riveting discussion.

With a couple of exceptions these chapters seem to have evolved …

Martin Edwards: Music of the Night (2022, Flame Tree Publishing) 4 stars

Review of 'Music of the Night' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

I am rather particular about what short story collections I read, I like there to be a theme or some kind of link between the stories….so Music of the Night is right up my alley. A collection of writers writing crime all based around Music, most impressive is the number of different ways music has been woven into the narrative, from rock bands, struggling composers, jazz musicians, record collectors and a blatant attack on the mighty Annie Lennox there is nothing repetitive about this collection.

Before starting this I saw a reviewer on Goodreads saying this was a disappointing collection, I have no idea what they read as there are some proper good gems here. Stand out stories were Love Me or Leave Me: A Fugue in G Minor using text messages to evolve the story to it’s unexpected conclusion, Taxi! was fantastic the most violent and desperate of the …

Robert Gibbings, Luke Jennings: Sweet Thames Run Softly (2009, Dovecote Press, The) 5 stars

Review of 'Sweet Thames Run Softly' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

There was something very pleasing about reading this book, as Gibbings is slowly drifting down the Thames he shares with the reader what he sees and what memories these sights trigger, it is these random tangents that have the reader gently drifting through the pages of this wonderful book.

Gibbings has travelled the world and has now decided it is time to travel closer to home, he decides he wants to slowly travel down the Thames to find out what it has to offer and it seems visit every pub on the route. He is rather particular about what boat he needs for his journey, a man needs room for his books and art supplies and microscope doesn’t he? Unable to find a boat fit for purpose he builds his own with the help from some university friends. Once on his journey it soon becomes apparent just how wise he …

Guy Kennaway: One People (2022, Eland Publishing Limited) 5 stars

Review of 'One People' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

It’s not often that Eland publish a book of fiction but when they do it never fails to surprise me with just how caught up I get, temporarily forgetting that it is all made up. One People is set in a Jamaican hamlet, full of what I’m guessing are squatters, these people are living their lives as full as their circumstances will allow and they are some of the happiest you’ll ever meet. Kennaway has written this book in the local patois and it is this use of language that pulls you in, the sing-song flow of speech is almost mesmerising and your inner-voice instantly picks it up, what could have been a potentially difficult book to understand works perfectly. The book is not one story and neither is it really a collection of short stories, what has been put together here is an anthology of local lore, imagine a …

Sarah Perry: The Essex Serpent (Paperback, 2018, Custom House) 3 stars

Review of 'The Essex Serpent' on 'Goodreads'

1 star

Apologies to the author but this one isn't for me. Incredibly dull, huge number of pages with epic descriptions with nothing happening. Unlikeable characters also don't help, a book needs somebody for you to cheer on. The setting of this book should have been stunning in it's bleakness but I felt nothing for it, even a sheep stuck in the mud provoked no emotions. It probably doesn't help that I kept wanting to compare to Wuthering Heights, so it was already off to a losing start as not many books can stand up to the quality of Wuthering Heights.

There is a TV series for this, I might watch it to see if that helps me to understand the appeal for this book.

Simon Parker: Riding Out (2022, Summersdale Publishers) 5 stars

In March 2020, as Britain went into lockdown, Simon Parker's life fell apart. With an …

Review of 'Riding Out' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

Wow! I have just finished this book I’m now attempting to find some words to describe this book (gets out thesaurus). Dazzling, Astounding, Gut-wrenching, Remarkable, Kick-Ass. There ya go a few words to give you an idea of just how good this is. I’ve read a few books now which cover the events of the Covid pandemic but none feel quite as important as this one, a proper good piece of journalism looking into how the lockdowns and incompetent government affected the people of Scotland and England, with a big focus on mental health.

Simon Parker is a travel journalist and was unable to work during the lockdown, he was dealing with the loss of a childhood friend, unable to pay the mortgage and overwhelmed by everything that was going on, so what he did was try to escape it all by going on a cycling journey. Starting off in …

David R Low: SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop (Paperback, 2022, David Low) 5 stars

Review of 'SCHLOCK Featuring Russia Cop' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

If there is one thing I like doing it is picking up a book with no idea what it is about, jumping in and absolutely loving it. Last year I read Low’s first book CoinciDATE and really enjoyed it so I had high expectations for this one. The cover is pretty impressive, at first glance it looks plain but when you look deeper you can see all sorts of shapes and things going on in the graffiti. It turns out this is a collection of 4 stories all focused on trying to understand the Russian Soul and what a cracking bunch of stories they are.

First up there is a group of friends who travel to Russia to try and find fellow fans of Viktor Tsoi a Russian Rock star from the past. A great bunch of characters and an interesting way to review a band, Viktor Tsoi is real …