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The Gnome King

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Book reviewer and blogger, also drinker of beer and whiskey. My blog: felcherman.wordpress.com/ Only read paper books Looking for a new home since Goodreads turned into Evil Corp

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Genzaburō Yoshino: How Do You Live? (2021, Ebury Publishing)

Review of 'How Do You Live?' on 'Goodreads'

This is a remarkable book, it has an interesting history, written as part of a series of books for young Japanese nationals, it shows them how to behave in the world, how to become a great human and how you should treat others. I found it really inspiring but at the same time it made me realise how world weary I have become, each time I go on social media there is always somebody showing their worst side and I just wanna sit them down and make them have a read of this book.

The book is centred around Copper a 15 year old school boy, we follow him as he makes friends, deals with bullies and cares for those who are considered outcasts. His Dad has recently died and his uncle has stepped up to be the father figure in Copper’s life, the uncle is the sort of person …

M. J. Nicholls: Condemned to Cymru (2022, Sagging Meniscus Press)

Review of 'Condemned to Cymru' on 'Goodreads'

How do you go about describing a book by Nicholls? The trickiest thing is to describe it without giving anything away and ruining the reading experience….here goes nothing! Condemned to Cymru is a love letter from a struggling writer with body issues, whose biggest outspoken bully is himself, possibly down to the incredibly deep rooted over powering mother and absent father issues he has which leads to him being in an abusive relationship…I therapist’s wet-dream.

Our narrator is Magnus, he has Quantum IV level acne on his face, the pimples have enough presence to get their own names, Wales has been at war with another European country and Magnus gets sent over from Iceland to carry out a anthropological study…What Magnus returns with is not the results you’d expect from said study. There are a number of absurd local stories from people in pubs and random strangers who randomly get …

Jessica Vincent: Best British Travel Writing of the 21st Century (2022, Summersdale Publishers)

Review of 'Best British Travel Writing of the 21st Century' on 'Goodreads'

It says on the back of this book in big capitals “TRAVEL WRITING MATTERS”, this has never felt more true since the lockdowns started in 2020, with people unable to travel they needed some way of escaping the monotony of home schooling/working from home and becoming an armchair travel was one method of escape. The editors of this book have been travelling the world for many years and being trapped at home inspired them to look into what other writers had experienced and put together this collection of short travel pieces.

I always think that the first piece in a book like this is always the most important as it sets the standard of what to come, this fell to Leon McCarron with The Night Train. Travelling across Iraq by train at night, not much you can write about the view…due to the sun being AWOL…so the focus is on …

Antti Tuomainen, David Hackston: Rabbit Factor (2021, Orenda Books)

Review of 'Rabbit Factor' on 'Goodreads'

Well this was good fun, a nice gentle comedy interwoven with little bits of violence and crammed full of fantastic characters, what more could you want? An adventure Park you say? Well it’s got one of them too. Our main character is Henri a man lost in his own little world of maths and logic, after the death of his brother he inherits an adventure park and all the craziness of his brother’s life, his own life in turn becomes flipped on its head…all logic and order is thrown out of the window the moment he sees Laura. For Henri this is going to be a real coming-of-age story.

The comedy factor of this book is not slap-stick and it isn’t over the top, it is a humour that has you chuckling to yourself the whole time…even during scenes you probably shouldn’t be…how can a scene where a kid has …

Mary Wortley Montagu: Turkish Embassy Letters (2021, Eland Publishing Limited)

Review of 'Turkish Embassy Letters' on 'Goodreads'

Wow, what a woman Lady Mary was, such intelligence and wit in her writing, a woman living a life way ahead of her time. In a time where anything intellectual was the domain of men, the self taught Mary had a literally talent that put most writers to shame. There had been travel books written in the past but they were by writers passing through a place only seeing what their guide showed them, so things were briefly described and whole places unseen. Lady Mary lived in these places, explored them thoroughly, finding those places that had been missed, she fully included herself in the culture, learning the language and earning the respect of the people…you can’t help but feel proud of how she represented England.

I don’t think you can not help but notice how important these letters were to society back in England, Lady Mary’s opening words on …

Hannah Bourne-Taylor: Fledgling (Hardcover, 2022, Aurum Press)

Fledgling tells the story of a woman rediscovering herself through connecting with nature after starting …

Review of 'Fledgling' on 'Goodreads'

sigh! Shut up! I’m not crying you are! There is no way that you’re gonna finish this book without feeling just a little bit of grief that it is over, this book will effect you and you’ll not be ready for that. Hannah’s writing is so immersive after spending some time reading I would look around me in shock that I wasn’t in Ghana and I didn’t have a little baby Finch nesting in my hair (full disclosure I don’t actually have enough hair for this to happen but we can dream).

Hannah follows her husband to Ghana when he gets a job there, she has no job herself and feels an incredible amount of homesickness and a loss of identity. She struggles to make friends and doesn’t conform to what is considered normal for a wife…as is often the case Nature steps up and embraces her. Witnessing somebody knocking …

Henry Miller: Tropic of Cancer

Tropic of Cancer is a novel by Henry Miller that has been described as "notorious …

Review of 'Tropic of Cancer' on 'Goodreads'

This book wasn't too shabby.

Some books grab your attention and you love them straight away and some you hate straight away, this book kicks the crap out of you and makes you want to respect it.

The language is course and women are treated....well like objects, I would be surprised if it had been banned because of that.

It did feel like it was written by two authors, one writing about what was currently happening, taking a recording of the events and the second author writes and the "heroes" dreams and what he is thinking. The latter is great, everything flows so well and as you read the tempo picks up and the voices in your head get louder and louder (maybe that is just me though)

The type of writing is very similar to Bukowski, all observational, but I prefer Bukowski out of the two, probably because he …

Adam Scovell: Nettles (Paperback, 2022, Influx Press)

Nettles is a powerful exploration of memory and violence, excavating the stories we tell ourselves …

Review of 'Nettles' on 'Goodreads'

Mesmerising! This was so good, one of those books that comes along in a blue moon that takes you on a harrowing journey and leaves you feeling exhilarated at it’s conclusion. This is a book exploring a childhood memory and how that person’s memory interpreted certain events.

It’s a boy’s first day at school and he experiences some incredibly violent bullying, the scenes are shocking and leave you feeling really uncomfortable. The subject matter is the sort of thing that many of us have dealt with in our time, the constant threat of a bully, the not knowing when the next attack will come and being unable to tell a teacher for fear of the consequences….all that life experience gives an added dimension to Scovell’s words.

The events have a rather amazing background, Scovell shows us an unexpected beauty in the landscape, a motorway bridge surrounded by marshland. It’s this …

Madeleine Swann: Sharp End of the Rainbow (2022, Heads Dance Press)

Review of 'Sharp End of the Rainbow' on 'Goodreads'

I am a big fan of the Swann lady, her way of seeing the world always makes me smile and this collection doesn’t disappoint. Swann takes us into multiple futures (a future that seems to be edging closer all the time) full of apocalyptical scenarios that seem plausible when you think about them, covering bizarre situations of living under a glass dome, travelling in a glass hotel and a race to the moon on cheese and ladders.

A lot of the stories here have been featured in a number of publications and a few were taken from Swann’s book Fortune Box, it was nice to revisit those stories, I’d forgotten how fun they were. The stand out stories for me were Trump Moon (absolutely hilarious, had me chuckling into me tea) and Invite Ghosts and Earn Pounds, the idea behind this was genius, I would so be up for this …

Arthur Graham: HST Quarterly (EBook, 2021, Horror, Sleaze and Trash)

horror, adj. inspiring or creating loathing, aversion, etc.

sleaze, adj. contemptibly low, mean, or disreputable …

Review of 'HST Quarterly' on 'Goodreads'

An interesting release from HST a lot of new names, they are being brave and branching out looking for new voices...which for me was great, I never would have found out about Jason Melvin's work. The cover is pretty impressive too, looking at it you wouldn't expect to find a poem about planting yams...or maybe ya would you little perv!

In the non farming poems there is one stand out poem, by JJ Campbell, "a lucrative business" starts off well, nice interesting words and it flows well and then you get the ending...most excellent! I really didn't expect that to be topped but then along comes Jason Melvin with the first piece of his writing I have read, "Books", wow, absolutely loved this one, as a massive fan of books this one was right up my alley and totally worth getting a copy of this collection to read.

Anna Keay: The Restless Republic (Paperback, 2023, HarperCollins)

On a raw January afternoon, the Stuart king, Charles I, was executed for treason. Within …

Review of 'Interregnum' on 'Goodreads'

I was the sort of kid at school it was impossible to get interested in learning, everything was so very dull with the teachers droning on and on…my history teacher actually taught PE and had no knowledge of the second subject he was forced to teach. So as soon as I got a chance I dropped history…now and then though a book comes along that makes me regret that decision big time, imagine how much I could have learnt if Anna Keay was my teacher. This book was a fascinating read, I always assumed that Oliver Cromwell was a psycho that killed many to fill his need to become King, what this book has done is bring him to life and explain his role in the ending of Charles I reign and the years that followed. I feel like I have a great understanding behind his motives and that he …

Garth Ennis: Preacher, Volume 1: Gone to Texas (1996, DC Comics)

Review of 'Preacher, Volume 1: Gone to Texas' on 'Goodreads'

I am one of those annoying people who has done things the wrong way around, I watched and loved the series before I found out it was a graphic novel and because of that there is no way of reading this volume without comparing it to what I saw on the TV.

I didn’t enjoy the graphic novel much, it feels very disjointed, more a collection of adventures there is no smooth transition between the events and for some reason things don’t seem to be explained very well. The spiritual force known as Genesis has escaped and some heavenly beings…not quite angels…are trying to get it back, they talk to a cowboy and then that’s them done for this volume….this left me thinking what’s the point? The characters on the TV were miles better, Tulip is rubbish, Ruth Negga truly made the character her own.

Jesse feels very whiney, Cassidy …

Davinia Quinlivan: Shalimar (Hardcover, 2022, Little Toller Books)

This book tells the story of Quinlivan's Anglo-Asian family whose extraordinary mythology haunts her own …

Review of 'Shalimar' on 'Goodreads'

This was a beautiful piece of writing, with an unique poetic writing style Quinlivan weaves together memories of her family and their history to try and discover who she is, from looking back over many generations she is able to see a part of herself in many family members. The story starts off with her father’s diagnosis of cancer and it follows the changes to Quinlivan’s life as she deals with this outcome, we all deal with this sort of news differently and Quinlivan gives us an honest account that warms the heart. The love for her father really shows on the pages and she gradually builds an image of her father that is as good as any photograph, I got really caught up in her words and was left feeling this could have been my father. I loved how this story spends so much time looking into the past …

Jesi Bender: Kinderkrankenhaus (2021, Sagging Meniscus Press)

Review of 'Kinderkrankenhaus' on 'Goodreads'

First things first….this is a play…personally I’m not a fan of reading plays, I prefer to go and watch them, I ain’t clever enough to understand how you read a play. Secondly….Holy crap this was good! I now 100% completely understand the appeal of reading a play, this was so vivid in it’s descriptions, in it’s setting of the scene and atmosphere that I probably couldn’t cope with actually watching this as a play. I was so impressed with how easy it was to picture the scene in my head, a few lines and I was there, I could sense the smoke and picture the characters, as scenes changed it was easy to follow along. The children come across as so small and fragile whilst the doctor is an imposing giant.

So what is the play all about? It is about the power of words, how you can use them …

Professor Andrew Newsam: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about the Universe (2022, Elliott & Thompson, Limited)

The universe is a beautiful, awe-inspiring place - from glowing nebulae to the sweeping majesty …

Review of 'Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about the Universe' on 'Goodreads'

I found this a very interesting book, really easy to read and I never found myself too far out of my depth. Most importantly I have learnt bucketloads…enough to annoy the wife with all the repeating of facts to her. Whilst reading this book I watched a movie called “Don’t Look Up” and I loved how much more understanding I had for this disaster movie, normally it would have been a big old rock about to hit Earth but this time I was able to identify that it was a comet as they were working it out, so massive thanks go to Newsam for making me so wise.

The structure of the book is well laid out, Newsam starts out looking up at the sky and moves onto the sun and our planets and gradually gets further and further away, eventually discussing how it all started with the Big Bang. …