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The Gnome King

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Book reviewer and blogger, also drinker of beer and whiskey. My blog: felcherman.wordpress.com/ Only read paper books Looking for a new home since Goodreads turned into Evil Corp

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William Gibson: Idoru (2011, Viking)

Review of 'Idoru' on 'Goodreads'

I was a big fan of Gibson’s virtual light so thought I’d give the second book in the series a go and it was a huge disappointment. It is like a completely different person has written it, Gibson’s voice in virtual light was fantastic, a really gritty noir style whereas this feels like a cheap imitation. It’s tough to give this a low rating because the idea is there, social media has almost a life of it’s own, big companies are able to mine your data to find out what you plan to do and probably know more about you than you do, and a rock star has taken things a step further and plans to marry a being that only exists in virtual reality. Ya see, it does sound interesting and I’m impressed that Gibson came up with this in 1996 and it all feels pretty accurate.

So the …

Charles Nicholl: Somebody Else (2021, Eland Publishing Limited)

Charles Nicholl pieces together the shadowy story of Rimbaud s life as a trader, explorer …

Review of 'Somebody Else' on 'Goodreads'

I am one of the many out there who have heard of Arthur Rimbaud and that he was a French poet but haven’t actually read anything by him. The most interesting thing I’ve taken from this book is the knowledge of how little he wrote, you’d think he would have had a huge catalogue of work, in fact there was one small collection of poems and that was it really, the odd little bit here and there but that was published by others.

There has been a huge amount of effort put into this book, Nicholl is quite the detective, tracing the footsteps of Rimbaud to not just find out where he went in Africa but also investigating his early life to find out why he suddenly up’d and left to become a trader in Africa. The information that Nicholl is working with is a small collection of letters, a …

Mahyar A. Amouzegar: Hubris of an Empty Hand (2021, University of New Orleans Publishing)

Review of 'Hubris of an Empty Hand' on 'Goodreads'

Oh My! I do declare this to be a bona fide masterpiece. Amouzegar gives us 8 stories, these stories are unusual, they will blow your mind, they will make you think and they will break your heart…this is a guarantee. Some short story collections can have little moments linking them together, they are almost like finding an easter egg and some collections are based on a theme or location, a little thing tying them all together….this book though is unlike anything else, it has been blended together by a master storyteller, words are beyond my ability to describe how it is.

The first story is strange, a gift has been passed, some kind of knowledge that isn’t shared with the reader, the second story is similar but with a different gift, at this point I was enjoying things, I do like it when the author leaves you in the dark …

V. Castro: Mestiza Blood (Paperback, 2022, Flame Tree Press)

A short story collection of nightmares, dreams, desire and visions centered around the Chicana experience. …

Review of 'Mestiza Blood' on 'Goodreads'

In 2021 my top read of the year was by an author I had never heard of before, V. Castro, The Queen of the Cicadas was stunning, I was blown away by it’s violent beauty, so I had high hopes for her next book. Mestiza Blood is an anthology of urban legends and folklore based in a modern setting and it is bloody good fun, each story has been meticulously written so that it is strong enough to stand on it’s own, I can assure you there is no weakness in this book. One feeling I kept having when reading was that this could be a book of trailers, each story is good enough for me to want a full length book made from it, even the longer stories left me wanting more.

One of Castro’s strength’s is that she can write proper good characters, her female leads are always …

Sarah Pearse: Sanatorium (2020, Transworld Publishers Limited)

Review of 'Sanatorium' on 'Goodreads'

I have mixed feelings about this book, it has it’s good moments but there is a lot of weak writing and I can’t decide whether I liked it or not. The setting in the Swiss Alps was a fantastic idea, you can tell the author knows this landscape well, the descriptions are stunning and you could almost be there yourself. The plot itself is interesting enough to have kept me reading to the end, the idea behind the Sanatorium’s history was quite chilling.

The characters though are rubbish, nobody is developed enough to get you interested in them, Elin has a lot of baggage from an event in her past and it is dragged out for two thirds of the book, maybe if it was dealt with quicker she would have become the strong character that this book needed. The rest of the characters left you thinking they could be …

David S. Wills: High White Notes (2021, Beatdom Books)

Review of 'High White Notes' on 'Goodreads'

I consider myself a big fan of Hunter S. Thompson…even though I have only read 3 of his books (Hell’s Angels, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and The Rum Diaries) and only started reading him after he had died, this biography has shown me I have have only touched the surface with Thompson’s writing. There have been many books written about Thompson so what makes this book special? Thompson was the master of blending fact and fiction and it is nigh on impossible to unravel the truth from Thompson’s books, his letters, interviews and audio recordings, Wills has done an incredible job of trawling through all that work to separate fact from fiction and has created this biography that is one of the most interesting I’ve read. Sure he might have had to make assumptions here and there but that has to be expected, there is no real way …

Ronan Hession: LEONARD AND HUNGRY PAUL (Paperback, 2019, Bluemoose Books Ltd)

LEONARD AND HUNGRY PAUL is the story of two friends who ordinarily would remain uncelebrated. …

Review of 'LEONARD AND HUNGRY PAUL' on 'Goodreads'

In the words of Grace (Hungry Paul’s sister) “Well now, that was nice”. When I tweeted that I was about to start this book it got a huge amount of love from so many people, I was quite surprised…can it really be that good that people were jealous of me reading it for the first time? The book really is that special, I am now officially in the gang who will get jealous when somebody else gives this a go. A friend of mine saw the book and asked what it was about, I was at a loss for words to describe it, I settled on “It’s a really nice book about two lads who still live with their parents, these two lads are the wisest people you’ll ever meet” and then I said she should get her own copy and snatched my one back.

Leonard is the more outgoing …

Stephen Moles: Your Dark Meaning, Mouse (2021, Sagging Meniscus Press)

Review of 'Your Dark Meaning, Mouse' on 'Goodreads'

What is a Buckarastano? This book starts of with this question, I had no idea what it was, and according to Microsoft’s red squiggly line they don’t know either. Luckily I have now read this field guide and I understand what it is and the dangers it represents….unfortunately that’s where all understanding ends for me with regards this absurd book.

What have I read here? Moles mixes poetry, theatre, essays, diagrams and stories to mess with the reader’s consciousness; when I read collections of short stories I love to look for the links between each story, in this book I was left scratching my head, “is that a link?” “Hang on! It’s those blooming Ravens again” were thoughts I kept having. Somehow Moles has taken the “normal” tenuous links in short story collections and created a vortex that it is quite impossible to escape from, I kept seeing the same …

Cameron MacKenzie: River Weather (2021, Alternating Current)

Review of 'River Weather' on 'Goodreads'

A collection of brutal short stories that examines masculinity and the pressures a man is under to keep up the the appearance of being a big strong man. A lot of the stories had a similar set up, two people, one who has put up walls and thinks that sharing their emotions is not the correct thing to do and the second is the person trying desperately to understand this male figure in their life. There is nothing to like about the first person, their masculine face has been worn for so long that they have become bitter and twisted. The second person makes for hard reading, you instantly care for them but you can see the inevitable outcome that they are going to turn out just as bad.

The writing is very good, these characters are experiencing every day events and MacKenzie manages to draw you in very quickly, …

Review of 'Snow' on 'Goodreads'

Snow is my favourite weather, it brings back memories as a kid sat eating my breakfast listening to the radio as the DJ reads out the list of schools that are closed because of snow, and the cheer as my school was read out and then the day of fun playing in the snow…now that I’m a parent the school closures give a different response :-). Every year I take December off work in the hope of a good snow storm and the chance to explore.

This little book is only just over 100 pages long but it is crammed full of information…just like snow Sedgwick has packed it down to fit on the pages. There are 6 distinct chapters where Sedgwick investigates snow, it’s science, etymology, art, history, literature and mythology are all explored. Mixed in amongst this info are his personal experiences of snow, he shares that he …

Joanna McMillan: Happiness Factory (Paperback, 2022, Bluemoose Books, Limited)

Mo Moore, estranged daughter of a sex-aid entrepreneur, regards her father as good as dead. …

Review of 'Happiness Factory' on 'Goodreads'

I do love a book that manages to find a unique and interesting storyline (at least to me) that is able to grab my attention in the way that this one has….an English woman buys a factory in China that makes dildos, or “sex-aids” if you prefer the polite term (good luck getting your review past the Amazon censor bot), she tries to save the struggling factory from ruin all the time whilst fighting a battle of wits against Chinese bureaucracy. As soon as I saw this book I knew it was for me, sounded like fun.

The book was as much fun as I expected, what took me by surprise was all the layers of the book, you have all the dildos and sex talk, then you have the bureaucracy (the sort of thing that Monty Python could come up with) all the mad rules and their loopholes and …

Kevin Sene: Cumbria and Lake District Coast (Paperback, 2021, Troubador Publishing Limited)

The coastline of Cumbria stretches for almost two hundred miles from Morecambe Bay to the …

Review of 'Cumbria and Lake District Coast' on 'Goodreads'

I’m one of those Brits who never goes abroad, never needs a holiday that is super hot, I’ve always said that there is so much in the UK left for me to explore and this book has given me a list of some fantastic places to check out on my next trip up north. As a scout I spent a lot of time in the Lake District and as an adult I’ve spent a lot of time exploring the Solway Firth on the Scottish side…you’d think with all that time spent in this area I’d know it well, this book has shown me there is so much I have missed. I’ve never heard of Leven Estuary or the Ravenglass Estuary but these are the two most interesting places included here, I can’t wait to have a visit…and try and check out a steam train.

The book is jam packed with …

Dervla Murphy: Full Tilt (Paperback, 2010, Eland Publishing Ltd)

Braving hunger, heat exhaustion, unbearable terrain and cultures largely untouched by civilization, Dervla Murphy chronicles …

Review of 'Full tilt' on 'Goodreads'

It’s one of those sad things in life that so few people have heard of Dervla Murphy, I went around mentioning her to people at work and not one person knew her name and when I explained her achievements a couple of people didn’t believe me. If you want to get an idea of what sort of person Murphy is then this is perfect book for you to read, the introduction describes how she got a bicycle and an atlas for her tenth birthday and it was there and then that she decided she was going to cycle all the way to India, this is a crazy idea for an adult let alone a 10 year old girl…this book is her bringing that dream to light.

In 1963 Murphy was 31 years old and her bike was called “Roz”, she comes across as planning the bare minimum and also taking …

Paolo Pergola: Reset (2021, Sagging Meniscus Press)

Review of 'Reset' on 'Goodreads'

The narrator in this book is Lapo, a victim of an accident who wakes up in a hospital with multiple broken bones and amnesia. We join him just after he has got his memory back, there is one thing that I’ve never considered before about amnesia (in fact this is the first time I’m come across this idea) when you get your memory back you are left with dual memories of everybody you’ve met between waking up and the return of your memories. For example you would know your parents all your life but you would also have memories of them sat at your side and you having no idea who they are….this almost hurts my head as much as understanding time paradoxes. This muddled memory sets the tone for the book, Lapo’s nostalgic trip into his past memories as they suddenly turn up make this a nice easy going …