John Banion the firebrand right wing TV host asks the president a nasty question during a press conference. The next day, while golfing, he is abducted by aliens and "probed." His reaction is to convince the nation that many of us are being abducted. But the truth is even weirder. The Million-Alien March is 1/6 imagined two decades before it happened. Brilliant read. Should be a movie.