If you've ever spent hours stuck in an Ikea, gotten turned around, felt a sense of existential dread as you wander around looking at shelves, couches, kitchens, etc., all of it fake, and finally gotten out after spending more than you were expecting, imagine how much worse it would be if the place were haunted.

I wish I could say I liked this book more, but it just felt flat(packed) after such a good initial buildup. Maybe my feeling about it would be improved if I'd read the hard copy version, since it's actually formatted like an Ikea catalog?