The dust jacket synopsis for this book says, no joke, "teenagers fight and flirt and fall in love!" as if that's a selling point and not a horrible harbringer.

God damn I'm tired. I hate how Rowling writes these dumb straight teenagers and I hate that I've forgotten that Harry & co are supposedly 'the best of friends' considering that all they seem to do is bicker. They seem to genuinely resent being in each other's presence, and it makes for a SLOG to see.

The only upside is that Dumbledore slays and goes out with a bang. God I'll miss this gay old queen.