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If you want to learn how to walk a batter (throwing the ball at 90% the speed of light), survive swimming in a spent nuclear fuel pool, create a jetpack out of machine guns, create a planet solely of moles (to be precise, a mole of moles), create a new star with a hairdryer, cook a steak by dropping it from space, or how to make the Netherlands take over the world, this is the book for you.

This book has about 57,000 words.

If you read at an average reading speed of 250 words per minute, you will finish this book in 228 minutes, which is equivalent to 3.8 hours.

As the average human being loses Calories at a rate of 134 Calories per hour you spend sitting still, you should lose 509 Calories simply by reading this book. (Assuming you're sitting still while reading it)

As 3,500 Calories is approximately a pound, you will lose a little under 1/6 of a pound.

Happy reading!