3.5 stars rounded up to 4. The ordinariness of ordinary life must be hiding something. If life is a miracle who turned it boring? Well, maybe what its hiding is horrible and boring is an improvement; an escape from the horror, the horror. After all, who would hide awesomeness?

Unless it's not so much hidden as protected; stashed away so the horror doesn't ruin it. Or maybe it's we who are ruined. And maybe we're too busy fighting over whose fault it is.

Whatevs. It's too hard to figure it out. Should I hide this review because it contains spoilers for reality?