Dav Ito (they/them) quoted Winter Lost by Patricia Briggs (Mercy Thompson, #14)
...they were exchanging absurd work stories. When it was his [Adam's} turn, he told them about how four of his men, responding to an alarm, chased the suspect down into a back office--and encountered a skunk. The skunk won handily.
— Winter Lost by Patricia Briggs (Mercy Thompson, #14) (79%)
At least it wasn't an emu?