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Exhausted anarchist and school abolitionist who can be found at nerdteacher.com where I muse about school and education-related things, and all my links are here. My non-book posts are mostly at @whatanerd@treehouse.systems, occasionally I hide on @whatanerd@eldritch.cafe, or you can email me at n@nerdteacher.com. [they/them]

I was a secondary literature and humanities teacher who has swapped to being a tutor, so it's best to expect a ridiculously huge range of books.

And yes, I do spend a lot of time making sure book entries are as complete as I can make them. Please send help.

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Kate McMullan: Have a Hot Time, Hades! (Capstone Press)

Think you know the real story behind the Greek myths? Think again. Most people only …

The old myth-o-maniac took a lot more credit than he deserved, of course, but as he talked, the Kitchen Nymphs showed up bearing trays of ambrosia chips and ambrosia salsa and ice-cold mugs of foamy Nectar-Lite beer, and I stopped listening.

Have a Hot Time, Hades! by  (Myth-o-Mania, #1) (Page 147)

Unexpected 'beer' reference, which is kind of funny because every other time? It's really been like they've been trying to ensure that the two have been tied to "child-friendly" things.

quoted Have a Hot Time, Hades! by Kate McMullan (Myth-o-Mania, #1)

Kate McMullan: Have a Hot Time, Hades! (Capstone Press)

Think you know the real story behind the Greek myths? Think again. Most people only …

“You’re not talking dictatorship here, are you, Zeus?” asked Hera. “That was Father’s thing, and it didn’t work out too well.” “Not exactly.” Zeus shrugged. “But somebody has to be CEO.”

Have a Hot Time, Hades! by  (Myth-o-Mania, #1) (Page 49)

-groan- No, that doesn't need to happen. This is modern fiction; they could organise however they want.

Kate McMullan: Have a Hot Time, Hades! (Capstone Press)

Think you know the real story behind the Greek myths? Think again. Most people only …

Like all immortal beings, Dad needed to eat ambrosia and drink nectar in order to stay peppy and strong. Ambrosia is sort of like angel-food cake with orange frosting. Nectar is like ancient Greek apple juice. So when I say sticky, I mean sticky.

Have a Hot Time, Hades! by  (Myth-o-Mania, #1) (Page 15)

N... no?

Though it is interesting because my understanding has always been reversed (nectar is a food, and ambrosia is a drink), but actually... Both can be correct.

In Homer, ambrosia was the food and nectar was the drink; in Alcman, nectar is the food and in Sappho's work, ambrosia is the drink.

But I highly doubt either were cake-like or apple juicey, and this just feels like undermining kids' interaction with the world around them. (Not even for the sake of a joke, but for the sake of keeping them innocent of something.)

Kate McMullan: Have a Hot Time, Hades! (Capstone Press)

Think you know the real story behind the Greek myths? Think again. Most people only …

She gave him a golden girdle (old Greek speak for “belt”). She gave him a silver sickle (old Greek speak for “weedwacker”), which he hung from his golden girdle.

Have a Hot Time, Hades! by  (Myth-o-Mania, #1) (Page 12)

And this repetitive used of "old Greek speak" is making me wonder if this was a series of books commissioned out of a need to have "easy to read" books rather than just... writing books that were interesting. It's a huge tell for me because these kinds of 'jokes' are often used as a "we know this word is above you, so we're going to give you synonyms in the text and not footnotes" sort of thing... Which bothers me a lot now, but I've never met kids who like when books do this? Not to say there aren't any, but the complaints I often get if this is something a kid comes across? Is that it's condescending.

... Which makes me want to look more into Capstone Press.

And if it's not a book written for that purpose, then it's a whole entire failure for this writer …

Kate McMullan: Have a Hot Time, Hades! (Capstone Press)

Think you know the real story behind the Greek myths? Think again. Most people only …

What a myth-o-maniac! (That’s old Greek speak for “liar.”)

Have a Hot Time, Hades! by  (Myth-o-Mania, #1) (Page 9)

Ughhh, I really am not fond of these sorts of things? I know it's a joke, but again. It's not even a funny one, and it also just undermines any characterisation that could happen? Though, it seems like the author doesn't really like anyone she's writing about at this particular moment, lol.

quoted Have a Hot Time, Hades! by Kate McMullan (Myth-o-Mania, #1)

Kate McMullan: Have a Hot Time, Hades! (Capstone Press)

Think you know the real story behind the Greek myths? Think again. Most people only …

So I sat down in my La-Z-God, shifted into recline, and started in.

Have a Hot Time, Hades! by  (Myth-o-Mania, #1) (Page 8)

This is such a regional thing that I don't even understand why it's a pun that was chosen. It's... not even funny? Just say recliner and don't make people try to remember La-Z-Boy is a thing (if it didn't take them a few moments to even realise it was a pun on a regional company of furniture makers).

quoted Have a Hot Time, Hades! by Kate McMullan (Myth-o-Mania, #1)

Kate McMullan: Have a Hot Time, Hades! (Capstone Press)

Think you know the real story behind the Greek myths? Think again. Most people only …

After a hard day, I like to go home to the palace with my dog. Don’t I, Cerberus? Yes, that’s my good old boy, boy, boy. (He has three heads, and he hates it when I leave one out.)

Have a Hot Time, Hades! by  (Myth-o-Mania, #1) (Page 7 - 8)

I feel like the author missed a trick where they should've used 'they' over 'he', since it's a three-headed dog. Which is just more interesting to show wider grammatical usage rather than a statement on anything.

Kazu Kibuishi: The Last Council (Paperback, 2011, Graphix)

Emily and her friends think they'll find the help they need in Cielis, but something …

Beautiful, Engaging, but Missing Something

I've been reading this series with one of my students, so it's taking us time to get through them. We read it together as part of her English lessons (they're learning English, and they love actually reading books). For that purpose, it's great because my student is absolutely engaged by the story; while there are some more uncommon phrases (regional or generational slang) or 'higher level' language, it's mostly put within contexts where they are able to figure out what things mean by the context around it.

Overall, I really recommend it for anyone working with English learners who aren't yet confident enough to read novels that are fully text.

That said, I do feel like there are parts where it's hard to engage with certain characters. Sometimes I find myself forgetting the names of people (such as the Old Man Stonekeeper teacher guy, and it took me …

commented on Punishment of a Hunter by Yulia Yakovleva (Leningrad Confidential)

Yulia Yakovleva: Punishment of a Hunter (2022, Pushkin Press)

MURDER: 1930s Leningrad. Stalin is tightening his grip on the Soviet Union, and a mood …

Sometimes I have to wonder if it's really that Russian literature is more 'dry' (as stereotypes have told me) or if it's the translators making it sound dryer in English than it otherwise would've been.

The more I read Russian literature in translation, the more I lean toward the latter.

commented on Orientalism by Edward Said

Edward Said: Orientalism (Paperback, 2003, Penguin Classics)

Orientalism is a 1978 book by Edward W. Said, in which the author discusses Orientalism, …

Some of this isn't hard, but the people who said this is "the most accessible text" on Orientalism... definitely didn't read it. Or were fluent in French (mostly) and German (secondly).

It's not bad, but it requires a lot more work to understand the point because there are so many untranslated quotes (and very few of them have translations or explanations).

reviewed The Green Mill Murder by Kerry Greenwood (Phryne Fisher, #5)

Kerry Greenwood: The Green Mill Murder (2014, Little, Brown Book Group Limited)

In a jazzy 1920s Melbourne, the Green Mill is the hottest dance hall in town. …

Much Better than Its Show Counterpart

Content warning All of the spoilers.

commented on The BBC by Tom Mills

Tom Mills: The BBC (Hardcover, 2016, Verso)

Unsurprisingly, one of the most common ways of the right (and, honestly, anyone with a neoliberal agenda) pushing through their beliefs is by creating reports that are factually incorrect but enable intimidation and harassment unless their beliefs are adhered to.

You'd think people would recognise this pattern, but I guess it's difficult when you wan to pretend a lot of these think-tank groups are there purely as independent outsiders and don't want to investigate their motives further.