Drinking a swig (1.5 ounces) of this "potion" will immediately cause you to gain the Shit-Faced debuff, has a 50% chance to render you Blind for a period of 30 hours, a 5% chance to immediately kill you, and a 45% chance to permanently raise a random stat by two points.

— Dungeon Crawler Carl by Matt Dinniman (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #1) (62%)