heepy_slollow reviewed Carmilla by Carmen Maria Machado
lesbian vampires!!!
4 stars
a parable about the dangers of fckboi lesbians. the titular Carmilla spends her time seeking out beautiful young women, often at parties, befriending them under a variety of assumed names. after proffering some unexplainable happenstance which compels her to sleep on her victim's couch (with never a single word about payment of rent and board), she immediately moves in. she then seduces her young victim with overwrought speeches about 'meeting in dreams as children' and 'dying in each other's souls' and 'the rapture of that cruelty which is love.' once the seduction is complete and Carmilla has had her way with the poor girl, she ghosts, never to be seen again. in the end, after plying these tricks too often in the same neighborhood, Carmilla is discovered and driven out by that eternal enemy of fckboi lesbians, a band of overly suspicious fathers. sadly this book so depleted Ireland's Strategic …
a parable about the dangers of fckboi lesbians. the titular Carmilla spends her time seeking out beautiful young women, often at parties, befriending them under a variety of assumed names. after proffering some unexplainable happenstance which compels her to sleep on her victim's couch (with never a single word about payment of rent and board), she immediately moves in. she then seduces her young victim with overwrought speeches about 'meeting in dreams as children' and 'dying in each other's souls' and 'the rapture of that cruelty which is love.' once the seduction is complete and Carmilla has had her way with the poor girl, she ghosts, never to be seen again. in the end, after plying these tricks too often in the same neighborhood, Carmilla is discovered and driven out by that eternal enemy of fckboi lesbians, a band of overly suspicious fathers. sadly this book so depleted Ireland's Strategic Comma Reserve that James Joyce ran entirely out in the last chapter of Ulysses several decades later.