1) "'It was Not My Decision to become a Cultural Bearer. My own innate inquisitive nature has coerced me into this de-centered modality of creation, reflection, and existence, which runs parallel to the norms of post-industrial society. 'It truly is a heavy cross to bear. 'Upon acceptance of this residency, I look forward to bringing forth new possibilities within an alter-modern framework.' RING RING 'Hello?' 'Wazzup slut. Come get wasted by the train tracks, we got a twelve-pack.' 'FUCK YES SEE YOU SOON.'"

2) "[Meanwhile...] 'Mm ohm. You're so fucking hot.' 'YEAH. [A seven will do]. Where's your apartment?' 'NDG' '... NOOOOOO'"

3) "'So – I look forward to reading your scathing review.' 'Actually, I think Wendy and Winona's work is pretty interesting—' 'Not if you want a career, you don't. Listen Byron. Art school was ten years ago for us. It's time to let the fantasy go.'"

4) "From: Winona Whatever. Fuck everyone. I'll see you soon. >:)"