DUMB AND BORING!!! NOTHING HAPPEN!!!! NOTHING HAPPEN AND THEN TWO THING HAPPEN AND THEN STORY ENDS!!!!! I'M CRYING!!!!!! I liked the beginning and the end though. It's where the satire and the horror stuff is at its best. I kind of wish it was written more like a B horror movie. It teases all this grim shit happening all over the world with sneaky little winks but you don't really see the effects of it until the very end. I wish this book was a different book. If this book was a different book that I liked, then I would like the book. This is what I call literary criticism. This is what I call DUMB AND BORING!!!!!