nerd teacher [books] quoted Have a Hot Time, Hades! by Kate McMullan (Myth-o-Mania, #1)
She gave him a golden girdle (old Greek speak for “belt”). She gave him a silver sickle (old Greek speak for “weedwacker”), which he hung from his golden girdle.
— Have a Hot Time, Hades! by Kate McMullan (Myth-o-Mania, #1) (Page 12)
And this repetitive used of "old Greek speak" is making me wonder if this was a series of books commissioned out of a need to have "easy to read" books rather than just... writing books that were interesting. It's a huge tell for me because these kinds of 'jokes' are often used as a "we know this word is above you, so we're going to give you synonyms in the text and not footnotes" sort of thing... Which bothers me a lot now, but I've never met kids who like when books do this? Not to say there aren't any, but the complaints I often get if this is something a kid comes across? Is that it's condescending.
... Which makes me want to look more into Capstone Press.
And if it's not a book written for that purpose, then it's a whole entire failure for this writer to understand her audience.
