Chris reviewed Feersum Endjinn by Iain M. Banks
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4 stars
Ah jus finisht reedin "Feersum Endjinn" ba Iain Em Banx. U kan tel, cant u? Its way weerd. Ah thot it wuz fukin long an ol. 1/2 thi time banxi gos of inta utha bitz & storiz komplitli. Uthawys thur's this fukin grate dust clowd hedin 4 Erth an thur's peepl livin in a huj kassil - lyk Gormenghas - wiv a vurchal riallity in thi baysment ful ov A.I. represuntayshuns ov ded peepil. Thurs about 4 main caracters - 2 gud gys, 1 bad gy an 1 wuman hu may bi gud or bad, not shor reely becos shi kips dyin an changin karaktr. Anyhoo thurs bastid big burds lik lammergeyers, & thurs slofs & such stuf in thi cassil an theyr fytin a skind hed whut kips appeerin & giberin at them. Thi kassil use 2 b a terminal 4 a spays elevator (thuts a lift in civilysd) …
Awso thur's this yung wuman hu weks up not noin hu shi iz or haw shi got thur, an shi turns out to b karryin a piece of code whut can activate thi feersum endjinn (hens the tyettul) 2 taik thi erth awa from thi dust clowd an so save thi erth. Aso becoz evriwan kan dy 7 times beofr its curtins, as theyr resurektid, its no big deel when some1 is kild becos eithr they wurnt reel to begin with or they kin be resurektid in the body of theyr chois. Its a bit like Banxys Culcher storiz wher ol u hav nau iz fukin abowt wiv morality an fuk al els wich may b interestin 2 Banxy but not any1 els. Trubl is then, u hav 2 hav somthin as big as thi Incrochement ov this dust clowd 2 meik thi stori interestin at ol, or 2 giv thi karakters sumthin 2 think abaut. Wel ah sez, closin thi buk, it wus fun but am not konvinsd.