The instructions

1030 pages

English language

Published Jan. 5, 2010 by McSweeneys Rectangulars.

ISBN:
978-1-934781-82-1
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OCLC Number:
630478370

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5 stars (6 reviews)

Levin creates a world driven equally by moral fervor and slapstick comedy. Expelled from multiple Jewish day-schools for acts of violence and backtalk, Gurion ends up in the Cage, a special lockdown program for the most hopeless cases of Aptakisic Junior High. Separated from his scholarly followers, Gurion becomes a leader with righteous aims building to a revolution of troubling intensity.

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Review of 'The instructions' on 'Goodreads'

4 stars

I enjoyed this a great deal. Not so much the big ideas, but rather the little things. Particular sentences or passages. Phrases like "Harpo progression", "hyperscoot", and "Slokum Dies Friday". Elaborate setups around impressing a girl could go on for ten or more pages and I loved them.

I knew going in that the book was nearly 1,100 pages long, but at around 800 pages in I was doing that Chevy Chase head-bob move at the Grand Canyon in "Vacation". I kept thinking, "Let's get on with it already," so I rushed through 100 pages or so to get to the concluding 100 pages, which were both frustrating and exhilerating.

I had trouble getting over the fact that no 10-year-old kid in history has ever talked like Gurion, even if he is (maybe) a messiah. I would have given "The Instructions" 5 stars if it were 300 pages shorter and …

Review of 'The instructions' on 'Goodreads'

5 stars

Ein Buch aus einem der widerlichsten aller Genres: Autor über 30 verkleidet sich als zehnjähriger Ich-Erzähler und malt detailliert aus, wie heroisch die eigene Schulzeit hätte verlaufen können, wenn man damals schon alles gewusst hätte, was man heute weiß. Bullys demütigen! Von noch größeren Bullys respektiert werden! Die Schulpsychologin analysieren, bis sie weint! Über Lehrer triumphieren! Scharfsinnige Entgegnungen in jeder Situation! Im Kopf des Zehnjährigen geht alles spontan vor sich, was im Kopf des Autors vorgeht, nachdem er jahrzehntelang Nerdkenntnisse angehäuft und dann das Kapitel noch 100x umgeschrieben hat. Und nicht nur der Erzähler, alle seine zehn- und zwölfjährigen Freunde reden genauso. Noch schlimmer, alle diese Freunde sind ungefähr 1995 geboren, ergehen sich aber in Anspielungen auf Natalie Portman, Fight Club, The Godfather, Philip Roth, Punkrock, Spinal Fucking Tap, ich meine, das ist doch einfach nur Recherchefaulheit des Autors (Jahrgang 1976). Frauen kommen als Love Interest vor, sind meistens verrückt …

Review of 'The instructions' on 'Storygraph'

4 stars

1,000-page book are always an interesting experience. No matter how great the talent of an author, maintaining sustained interest and excitement in a 100-page novel is an artistic challenge of the highest order. Sustaining interest and excitement over the entirety of a 1000-page novel is a downright impossibility. So, like any 1000-page novel, Adam Levin’s The Instructions has its slow points, about a 200-page chunk just before the midpoint of the novel. During those chapters, I was almost ready to give up on the novel. The characters were so frustrating, so unlikeable that spending another 500-600 pages with them seemed like a punishment. However, I had pumped myself up for the task of tackling a 1000-page novel, and I wasn’t going to let remorselessly violent characters and their enabling parents fail at that task. Thankfully, my perseverance was rewarded. Although many of Levin’s characters are not likable, their unlikablity (unlikeableness? …

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  • Juvenile delinquents
  • Jewish youth
  • Student movements
  • Fiction

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