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Amber Herbert

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Writer of (mostly) speculative fiction Author of Lipstick Covered Magnet Bookworm, elder emo, self-proclaimed film critic Find me here: amberherbert.com/ Or here: linksta.cc/@amberherbert

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2025 Reading Goal

77% complete! Amber Herbert has read 28 of 36 books.

stopped reading TheMystery.doc by Matthew McIntosh

Matthew McIntosh: TheMystery.doc (2017)

Rooted in the western United States in the decade post-9/11, theMystery.doc follows a young writer …

I should have listened to many low-rated reviews of this book. It's obvious the author wanted to come off profound, incorporating inane life events, horrifically realistic dialogue (with LOTS of repeated words, hesitations, and misused vocabulary), and pointless images into what appears to be a proper mystery. Put simply, the book is pretentious and bloated for the sake of "art". Chalk this up to another disappointing ergodic novel. (Will I ever find one as interesting and compelling as House of Leaves? Who the hell knows.)

K.J. Parker: Making History (Tordotcom)

History isn't truth...it's propaganda.

Academics can be cocky. Atop their perches of authority high above …

Cool Premise, Mediocre Execution

The idea of history being used as political propaganda is fascinating. The prose was well constructed and the narrator had plenty of character. But nothing really happened, at least nothing compelling or properly fleshed out. This could have been more interesting with a deeper dive into the linguistics, architecture, art history, literature, and geography that the professors were experts in.

Clay Chapman: Wake Up and Open Your Eyes (Hardcover, 2025, Quirk Books)

When Noah's aging parents stop returning his calls, he travels to their Virginia home and …

A horror novel about how alt right media is a major problem and brings forth societal terrors? Yeah, sounds cool. A horror novel written by an author who names the problematic organization Fax News without flinching? That kind of blatant, unabashed "gimme" annoys the living shit out of me. This book immediately devolved into "Look at those crazy people! They must be possessed by literal demons." I don't have time for boring, overdone "satire" that has nothing to do with nuance and everything to do with ridiculing those you disagree with--and I say that as someone who disagrees with everything that comes from the alt right.

Chuck Tingle: Lucky Day (Tor Nightfire)

Lucky Day is the latest from Chuck Tingle, USA Today bestselling author of Camp Damascus …

A macabre Rube Goldberg machine reminiscent of a Final Destination installment

Chuck Tingle never disappoints. Lucky Day is full of highly unlikely but definitely possible body horror. When it's gory, it's a macabre Rube Goldberg machine reminiscent of a Final Destination installment. But it's not just about displaying crazy, blood-filled sequences. It's also about the chaotic, fucked-up events of our daily lives and how we view our simultaneously insignificant and profound existences. It's about staring down the absurd, twisted, unfair, and horrific aspects of life and determining that life is worth living because the bad is balanced out by beauty, love, joy, and miraculous coincidences.

I recommend this novel to anyone who grapples with existential dread or has ever believed their life was pointless or inconsequential.

Thank you to Tor Nightfire and NetGalley for the ARC.

Tasha Coryell: Love Letters to a Serial Killer (2024, Penguin Publishing Group)

An aimless young woman starts writing to an accused serial killer while he awaits trial …

A weak thriller that felt more like a premise than a novel-length story

I'll admit to being disappointed. Despite having low expectations from the go, I was left with the nagging sense that I wasted my time. I wanted something compelling, interesting, or shocking to happen. I didn't get that, and 80% of the book is summed up in the back cover blurb. Hannah was obnoxious and narcissistic, William was bland, and the true killer is so obvious that it was difficult to care about anything that happened. All in all, it's a book best avoided.

Wendy N. Wagner: Girl in the Creek (2025, Doherty Associates, LLC, Tom) No rating

The Girl in the Creek by Hugo Award winner Wendy N. Wagner is an atmospheric …

There were far too many prose red flags in the opening chapter--like mentioning her dead brother four times in a handful of pages and the MC suddenly realizing why the postcard she's had for FIVE YEARS weirds her out because she just so happens to take a magnifying glass to it the first instance the reader is introduced to the image. Not worth the slog through poor writing decisions.