Mormegil reviewed The Fires of Heaven by Robert Jordan (The Wheel of Time, #5)
Unforgiveably Long
2 stars
"Men always believe they are in control of everything around them," Aviendha replied. "When they find out they are not, they think they have failed, instead of learning a simple truth women already know." (p383).
I wish I had something more profound to say. There were some fun scenes, but nothing approaching truly profound, and they are buried in some of the most tedious and unattractive prose I have ever read. I have a feeling that fans tend to remember the good moments and forget just how long it takes to reach them and how brief they are.
Jordan's characters hang in my mind and are manipulated by him like dolls (or action figures, if you prefer). When they fight they get bashed together. When they kiss they get smooshed together. And the thrills they delivered never reached above the heights that a child's action set play can deliver to …
"Men always believe they are in control of everything around them," Aviendha replied. "When they find out they are not, they think they have failed, instead of learning a simple truth women already know." (p383).
I wish I had something more profound to say. There were some fun scenes, but nothing approaching truly profound, and they are buried in some of the most tedious and unattractive prose I have ever read. I have a feeling that fans tend to remember the good moments and forget just how long it takes to reach them and how brief they are.
Jordan's characters hang in my mind and are manipulated by him like dolls (or action figures, if you prefer). When they fight they get bashed together. When they kiss they get smooshed together. And the thrills they delivered never reached above the heights that a child's action set play can deliver to a jaded adult. His description of women and treatment of women in general is frustrating. The men are not much better. The most I can say is that Robert Jordan is very passionate about them, and it shows.
But I will never be able to get over the length. In the time spent reading the pages of this series, you could have read War and Peace and Les Mis and Middlemarch, at least.