The Austere Academy

The Austere Academy

Hardcover, 221 pages

English language

Published Sept. 25, 2000 by HarperCollins.

ISBN:
978-0-06-440863-9
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As their outrageous misfortune continues, the Baudelaire orphans are shipped off to a miserable boarding school, where they befriend the two Quagmire triplets and find that they have been followed by the dreaded Count Olaf.

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reviewed The Austere Academy by Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events #5)

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If anything, this book shows that help to the Baudelaire children will only present itself as kids their own age. And adults, at least the well-intentioned ones, prove once again to be totally unreliable, so unreliable and blind to simple facts you want to gauge their stupid eyes out and feed them to rotten soil in hopes that mother earth has better plans to do with them. After all, as stated by the academy’s motto, ‘Memento Mori’ which means remember you will die. Sadly enough, death doesn’t discriminate between a man and another’s intelligence level.

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Subjects

  • Orphans -- Fiction.
  • Brothers and sisters -- Fiction.
  • Boarding schools -- Fiction.
  • Schools -- Fiction.
  • Humorous stories.